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Your Daily Smile: Men and Women

January 20, 2012

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From 101FunJokes.com Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too much fancy work in it, eh?” asked the other. “You said it. Every one of the recipes began the sameway – ‘Take a clean dish.” [...]

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Your Daily Smile: Quick and (Not So) Dirty

January 19, 2012

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Jackie Mason at Gulfstream Park, Hallandale, FL

Submitted by Deep Soni “China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.” ~A. Whitney Brown “My grandfather always said, ‘Don’t watch your money; watch your health.’ So one day while I [...]

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Your Daily Smile: Sticks and Quotes

January 18, 2012

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George Burns

Submitted by Randy Barefoot Q.  What’s brown and sticky? A.  A stick. Q.  What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A.  A stick.   Submitted by Deep Soni “I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the [...]

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Your Daily Smile: Not So Dumb

January 17, 2012

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Submitted by Deep Soni A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, [...]

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Your Daily Smile: Girl, Hold My Earrings

January 16, 2012

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Since laughter and feeling good is so good for the soul, I’m trying out a new feature I’m calling “Your Daily Smile,” in which I’ll post something to make you giggle, smile or just feel good. Sometimes, these daily smiles will be heartwarming and sweet, and sometimes, they’ll be just plain funny. You’ll see quotes, [...]

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